17 April 2010
Croissant D'Or
11 April 2010
The Great Ocean Road: Day 5
Our first stop was breakfast at the Berkeley Cafe, which luckily was a little more successful than our last St Kilda breakfast experience. We had a typically Australian - long and laid-back - breakfast munching on fruit salad, toast and coffee whilst Dave made use of the free wi-fi and I tried, but failed due to my lack of knowledge of Australian celebrities, to complete a crossword in "Famous" magazine.
It was a lovely sunny day so we decided a walk towards Brighton Beach was in order. Once again, Sydney proved to be the far superior city, this time in terms of beachside walks - the Bondi to Bronte walk is much prettier!
Amigos, aka the best Mexican restaurant EVER..
We had a delicious starter of corn chips with chilli con queso - a cheese dip with roasted garlic and capsicum served warm. This was pure calories and fat in a bowl, but we still managed to get through it! For our main course we shared fajitas with chicken, chorizo and roasted vegetables plus all the usual trimmings: they were absolutely gorgeous and I was actually really quite sad when they were finished!
Luckily just across the road there was an "award-winning" gelateria called 7 apples, which was beckoning us for dessert. Despite being really full, there is always a reserve space in my stomach for dessert: I had two scoops of different gelato - peanut butter and turkish delight - both delicious, and Dave also had two scoops, although he doesn't have the memory for food that I do and can't remember what he chose (I think one of them was honeycomb?). A yummy way to end a yummy dinner!
The Great Ocean Road: Day 4
So the fourth day of our road trip started by us waking up at hostel Coffee Palace in St Kilda, which wasn't as luxurious as Herb's Hus, or quite as nice, but beggars can't be choosers.
We toyed with the idea of going to the hostel buffet and fighting the other peasants for a share of the no-frills corn flakes and a slice of the mighty-white, but at risk of catching something contagious from the food, residents, or both, thought better of the idea and decided to find a cafe. We walked down the road to the esplanade to try to find somewhere to eat. We stopped at a nice little cafe which, ironically, served worse food than we would have received at the hostel and charged a lot of money for the privilege.
We then walked down to the end of the pier before catching the tram back into Melbourne for a day of shopping to supplement what was already a very expensive holiday. The Melbourne tram system is quite a quirky little feature and it is what Melbourne is known for. The coverage is really good and you're never waiting long for one to arrive.
The only problem is that despite the best intentions in the world you can't seem to pay for them. They don't take cards, you can't pay the driver and they don't take notes so unless you have $3.70 in small change to pay at a little machine in the back of the tram you're well and truly stumped. All the local shops have got wise too and will not give you change unless you buy something. If there is ever a shortage of change in Australia, the Melbourne tram system will definitely be the culprit.
Shopping went as shopping usually does; I managed to keep my money inside my wallet but Lucia succumbed and bought two pairs of jeans which she has needed for ages (apparently). For lunch we had a couple of paninis in one of the lovely little cafes that Melbourne has, tucked down a back alley. The breakfast and café culture are just a couple of the ways Melbourne differentiates itself from Sydney, and it is a quite an endearing little feature.
After lunch we went to Crown Casino, the largest casino in the southern hemisphere (it has bars, restaurants, cafes, cinemas, theatres, hotels and just about everything else), to watch Clash of the Titans 3D. This qualifies as probably the worst film I've ever seen and all I have to show for it is a lighter wallet and a pair of 3D sunglasses. Disappointed, we caught the train back to to St Kilda to go out for dinner...
The Great Ocean Road: Day 3
The Great Ocean Road: Day 2

By the second day we were starting to get a bit sick of the never ending sun kissed beaches with the mountainous backdrops stretching into the horizon, and were longing for cold and windy Brighton beach. When we hit Port Campbell we stopped for a while to see the 12 Apostles which is, by all accounts, the main reason people to the Great Ocean Road in the first place.
Essentially these are, or at least were, 12 large rocks poking out of the sea in interesting shapes and named appropriately- 'Razor Back', 'Salt and Pepper Shakers' and the 'Question Mark' to name but a few. I say 'were' because originally there were 12 but over the past few years erosion has taken its course and now they are down to 9. They've stuck with the name 12 Apostles though, I suspect because they can't be bothered to change all their stationary, merchandise and marketing material every time one of them falls down.
Anyway, Lucia and I are now very knowledgeable on the 12 Apostles because we took a helicopter ride over them and our pilot was imparting these useless nuggets of information. It was the first time I've ever been in a helicopter and it was fun- I am considering a career change! The picture below was taken from the 'bird'
We then went to grab lunch in Port Campbell, passing 'Bay of Martyrs', 'Bay of Islands' and the formation known as 'London Bridge' (picture on the left) on the way, which was a lovely little costal town with a lot of character but the sort of place you got bored of after a couple of minutes.
Our never ending quest to find a weather forecast in a newspaper continued. All the papers I read could tell me the times that all of the planets were going to rise and fall and what the weather is due to be like that day but nothing beyond that. It also devoted large parts of its forecast to what the weather was like yesterday, which at best is a little pointless because it is usually too late to change your plans at that stage. And anyway, that's not a forecast. It's an observation.
After Port Campbell we went to a hostel in Warnambool which I managed to book last minute at risk of us sleeping rough for the night if not. Lucia was not amused when I told her that we would be sharing a room with up to 8 other backpackers, and even less amused when we turned up and they tried to put us in a room with 16. We decided that it would be better to take a risk with the other hostels, hotels or B&Bs in the town so cancelled our reservation.
We toured around Warnambool for about 30 minutes going into everywhere with a bed, which was either full or way too expensive. We were just about to give up and set up camp in the back of the car when we stumbled across a lovely B&B called Herb's Hus. We spent a couple of hours relaxing, eating the home cooked goodies and watching the rugby (good old Herb had sky sports), before heading out to Breakers which served mediocre and somewhat overpriced food, then going home and dozing in the nicest bed I've ever slept in.
7 April 2010
The Great Ocean Road: Day 1
Our Kinder Easter Egg
Today was that rainy day. And oh did it pour. But for all the wrong reasons. It seems that not only is Australian Cadbury's chocolate minging, but so is Australian Kinder chocolate. I took a few bites and just couldn't eat anymore (don't worry though, it didn't go to waste, Dave managed to wolf it down in about 5 minutes) I actually almost cried. Not even the little toy, an aeroplane shaped sellotape dispenser, makes my disappointment any better. Whoever is reading this, please send me a Kinder egg??